just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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