is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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