Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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