i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The air was thick with penises
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
So apparently I’m into choking now
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