Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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