party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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