Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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