i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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