Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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