Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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