No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
