Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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