question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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