it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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