I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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