do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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