yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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