im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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