I am in a vortex of obligation.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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