U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
there is glitter all over my balls
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