Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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