i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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