census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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