Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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