I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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