How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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