You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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