mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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