Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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