I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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