I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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