I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
