Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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