Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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