Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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