he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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