That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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