I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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