is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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