he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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