party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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