I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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