Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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