i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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