she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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