I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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