So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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