at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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