I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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