pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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