you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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