Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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