hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You're so nebulous sometimes
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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