Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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