"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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